Dr. Cox Quote #367
Quote from Dr. Cox in My Porcelain God
Dr. Cox: Newbie, it turns out I, uh, I do have some best man advice. Go easy on the mascara in case you cry during your toast. And if you're gonna chase after the bouquet with all of the other girls, make sure you kick off your pumps so you don't snap one of those chicken ankles of yours.
J.D.: Thanks. Thanks for coming back.
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Dr. Cox: Dammit all, Bob, you know we don't have an extra bed in this dump.
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J.D.: Well, I better get to work before all the good patients are taken.
Quote from Dr. Cox
Carla: You ever think there's more to Dr. Kelso than we know?
Dr. Cox: Sure, is he in fact a latex-encased robot with real human hair and a circuit board where his heart should be? I can't- I can't rule that out.