J.D. Quote #568
Quote from J.D. in My Porcelain God
Elliot: So is this, like, the best moment you guys have ever had?
[flashback to J.D. making a bowl of cereal:]
J.D.: A decoder ring. Heh. Turk!
Turk: What?
J.D.: It finally happened.
Turk: A double-prizer?
[J.D. and Turk celebrate]
[present:]
J.D.: That was awesome.
Carla: You guys realize you're doctors, right?
J.D.: Double secret decoder ring-wearing doctors.
Both: Activate.
J.D.: Form of an ice menorah!
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‘My Porcelain God’ Quotes
Quote from Dr. Kelso
Dr. Kelso: Hey, ace. I want you to find my gardener, Hector, a room. He has a mild case of cellulitis, and I need him in tip-top shape by the weekend. I'm having my annual lawn-bowling tournament, and if anyone but Hector cuts my grass, my game goes to heck in a hand-basket.
Dr. Cox: Dammit all, Bob, you know we don't have an extra bed in this dump.
Dr. Kelso: Perry, what has two thumbs and still doesn't give a crap? Bob Kelso! I thought we'd met.
Quote from J.D.
J.D.: Well, I better get to work before all the good patients are taken.
Quote from Dr. Cox
Carla: You ever think there's more to Dr. Kelso than we know?
Dr. Cox: Sure, is he in fact a latex-encased robot with real human hair and a circuit board where his heart should be? I can't- I can't rule that out.