J.D. Quote #566
Quote from J.D. in My Porcelain God
J.D.: You're like Dr. Casey. I think he said using that toilet would be like his Everest.
[flashback:]
Dr. Casey: Using that toilet would be my Everest. [they hold hands]
[present:]
J.D.: Yep, that's what he said.
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Dr. Kelso: Hey, ace. I want you to find my gardener, Hector, a room. He has a mild case of cellulitis, and I need him in tip-top shape by the weekend. I'm having my annual lawn-bowling tournament, and if anyone but Hector cuts my grass, my game goes to heck in a hand-basket.
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J.D.: Well, I better get to work before all the good patients are taken.
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Carla: You ever think there's more to Dr. Kelso than we know?
Dr. Cox: Sure, is he in fact a latex-encased robot with real human hair and a circuit board where his heart should be? I can't- I can't rule that out.