Turk Quote #200
Quote from Turk in My Porcelain God
J.D.: [v.o.] Sure, I was hurt when I found out I was Turk's second choice for best man. But I'm not gonna be petty.
I mean, when the tux guy called to confirm Turk's measurements, I gave them to him.
Turk: Dude! I look like I'm going to Farrakhan day-camp.
J.D.: Just paint your legs black, you'll be fine.
Turk: Look at this lame-ass bow-tie and cummerbund, man!
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Quote from Dr. Kelso
Dr. Kelso: Hey, ace. I want you to find my gardener, Hector, a room. He has a mild case of cellulitis, and I need him in tip-top shape by the weekend. I'm having my annual lawn-bowling tournament, and if anyone but Hector cuts my grass, my game goes to heck in a hand-basket.
Dr. Cox: Dammit all, Bob, you know we don't have an extra bed in this dump.
Dr. Kelso: Perry, what has two thumbs and still doesn't give a crap? Bob Kelso! I thought we'd met.
Quote from J.D.
J.D.: Well, I better get to work before all the good patients are taken.
Quote from Dr. Cox
Carla: You ever think there's more to Dr. Kelso than we know?
Dr. Cox: Sure, is he in fact a latex-encased robot with real human hair and a circuit board where his heart should be? I can't- I can't rule that out.