J.D. Quote #570
Quote from J.D. in My Porcelain God
J.D.: Oh, man, this is amazing. I'm your best friend, now I'm your best man. What am I gonna be best at next?
Turk: How about best at not talking?
J.D.: [v.o.] One one thousand, two one thousand. And now I'm best at that.
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Quote from Dr. Kelso
Dr. Kelso: Hey, ace. I want you to find my gardener, Hector, a room. He has a mild case of cellulitis, and I need him in tip-top shape by the weekend. I'm having my annual lawn-bowling tournament, and if anyone but Hector cuts my grass, my game goes to heck in a hand-basket.
Dr. Cox: Dammit all, Bob, you know we don't have an extra bed in this dump.
Dr. Kelso: Perry, what has two thumbs and still doesn't give a crap? Bob Kelso! I thought we'd met.
Quote from J.D.
J.D.: Well, I better get to work before all the good patients are taken.
Quote from Dr. Cox
Carla: You ever think there's more to Dr. Kelso than we know?
Dr. Cox: Sure, is he in fact a latex-encased robot with real human hair and a circuit board where his heart should be? I can't- I can't rule that out.