Elliot Quote #233
Quote from Elliot in My Catalyst
Elliot: Oh, my God. You can't even beat Dr. Kevin Casey's lap-chole time when you're imagining it.
Turk: So, I could be just as fast if I was like him and practiced over and over again on a simulator.
Elliot: Yeah but you don't.
Turk: Yeah, well I could spend my spare time doing stupid hand exercises.
Elliot: I know but you don't.
Turk: Yeah, well, I could.
Elliot: You don't.
Turk: But-
Elliot: Don't!
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Catalyst’ Quotes
Quote from Turk
Turk: Oh, hello, Mr. Gallbladder. Don't you get too comfy next to Mr. Liver. Because here comes Dr. Turk's robot laser.
Dr. Wen: Hey, Christopher. I could do without the color commentary.
Turk: Why it gotta be a "color commentary"? 'Cause I'm doing it? Just kiddin'.
Quote from Ted
Dr. Kelso: [horn blares] That ought to keep those damn crows from crapping on my car all the time.
Ted: I doubt they'll be back, sir. You know, unless someone who comes up here every day, trying to find the courage the jump, passes the time by throwing birdseed on your car's hood.
Dr. Kelso: Stop babbling, Ted. No one's ever listening.
Quote from Dr. Cox
J.D.: Dr. Cox? I could use a little help.
Dr. Cox: Beyonce, you could use a lot of help. But, hey, we all have to play the hand the Big Guy dealt us. You know, unless you're lucky enough to have those insanely over-hyped Queer Eye guys show up at your door, but I doubt even they have the brass ones necessary to fix whatever the hell this is...