J.D. Quote #559
Quote from J.D. in My Catalyst
J.D.: You know, I'm always trying to get Cox to come out and get a beer with me. He never does.
Dr. Casey: Hey, you're not one of those guys who carries around pictures of him and his attending, are you?
[flashback to J.D. polishing a picture of him and Dr. Cox:]
J.D.: Ah, perfect!
[present:]
J.D.: Well, I don't carry anything around.
Dr. Casey: Good. 'Cause you know, those-those losers who've been practicing medicine for three years but are still looking for some kind of mentor to pat 'em on the back are just pathetic, you know what I mean?
J.D.: Totally.
J.D.: [v.o.] Yep. It's funny what one person can do.
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Catalyst’ Quotes
Quote from Turk
Turk: Oh, hello, Mr. Gallbladder. Don't you get too comfy next to Mr. Liver. Because here comes Dr. Turk's robot laser.
Dr. Wen: Hey, Christopher. I could do without the color commentary.
Turk: Why it gotta be a "color commentary"? 'Cause I'm doing it? Just kiddin'.
Quote from Ted
Dr. Kelso: [horn blares] That ought to keep those damn crows from crapping on my car all the time.
Ted: I doubt they'll be back, sir. You know, unless someone who comes up here every day, trying to find the courage the jump, passes the time by throwing birdseed on your car's hood.
Dr. Kelso: Stop babbling, Ted. No one's ever listening.
Quote from Dr. Cox
J.D.: Dr. Cox? I could use a little help.
Dr. Cox: Beyonce, you could use a lot of help. But, hey, we all have to play the hand the Big Guy dealt us. You know, unless you're lucky enough to have those insanely over-hyped Queer Eye guys show up at your door, but I doubt even they have the brass ones necessary to fix whatever the hell this is...