J.D. Quote #547
Quote from J.D. in My Catalyst
J.D.: [v.o.] I think what Carla really smelled was all the excitement in the air. See, there's a visiting professor coming today who's both a medical attending and a surgeon. Two specialties, and to us that kinda makes him... Super-Doc! [Dr. Casey turns around and walks back in again] Super-Doc!
Dr. Casey: Dammit!
J.D.: [v.o.] Fine. A super-doc with obsessive-compulsive disorder.
Dr. Casey: Okay, okay. How hard can it be for me to step in here, left foot first and simultaneously exhale as my right foot plants? How hard?
Turk: Not that hard?
Dr. Casey: Exactly. Shaved-head guy.
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Catalyst’ Quotes
Quote from Turk
Turk: Oh, hello, Mr. Gallbladder. Don't you get too comfy next to Mr. Liver. Because here comes Dr. Turk's robot laser.
Dr. Wen: Hey, Christopher. I could do without the color commentary.
Turk: Why it gotta be a "color commentary"? 'Cause I'm doing it? Just kiddin'.
Quote from Ted
Dr. Kelso: [horn blares] That ought to keep those damn crows from crapping on my car all the time.
Ted: I doubt they'll be back, sir. You know, unless someone who comes up here every day, trying to find the courage the jump, passes the time by throwing birdseed on your car's hood.
Dr. Kelso: Stop babbling, Ted. No one's ever listening.
Quote from Dr. Cox
J.D.: Dr. Cox? I could use a little help.
Dr. Cox: Beyonce, you could use a lot of help. But, hey, we all have to play the hand the Big Guy dealt us. You know, unless you're lucky enough to have those insanely over-hyped Queer Eye guys show up at your door, but I doubt even they have the brass ones necessary to fix whatever the hell this is...