Carla Quote #109
Quote from Carla in My Advice to You
Carla: [Spanish: "So when I was a senior in high school, you heard me talking to my friends in English about going on the pill?"]
Marco: [Spanish: "No, I just learned English a few years ago."]
Carla: [Spanish: "Well, good, because I wasn't on the pill, and I'm not now. I've never had sex. I hope it's fun. Why didn't you tell me?"]
Marco: [Spanish: "I don't know. Mom died, and now you're getting married. You and I have always had a special connection. I guess I just didn't want to lose that."]
Turk: Blah, blah, blah, blah.
Carla: Sorry, sweetie.
Marco: [clears throat] Sorry, sweetie.
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Advice to You’ Quotes
Quote from Turk
J.D.: [v.o.] It's always nice when someone from Carla's family comes to town. Mostly because she cleans our apartment.
Carla: Why is there a pancake in the silverware drawer?
Turk: You mean, why is there silverware in the pancake drawer? Wuh-huh!
Quote from Dr. Cox
Dr. Cox: Newbie, maybe I wasn't clear enough with you on Miss Bartow over there.
J.D.: Here it comes. I'm incompetent. I'm a girl. I'm a little girl. I'm a little girl with pigtails that rides a tricycle.
Dr. Cox: No. Well... yes, but I am honestly trying to tell you that I don't think I was being clear with you before. In fact, I think I was being a pretty lousy teacher. Look, I think putting one in the "win" column every now and then is what gives us the juice to keep plugging along in games that we know deep down we're not gonna win. And that's why I locked in so intensely to that patient. Because opportunities, they... God, they come along so rarely in this place. And when they do, you just can't let them slip through your fingers. You cannot, you know?
Quote from Dr. Kelso
Dr. Kelso: You're losing them. Oh, don't get me wrong, you had me worried there was gonna be a bunch of young Dr. Coxes roaming the halls, calling me "Bobbo", shaving my genitals when I pass out at the Christmas party.
Dr. Cox: Tradition is tradition, Bob.
Dr. Kelso: Yeah. Then I remembered that you've been here over ten years, and there's not a single disciple of yours to be found. And you know why?
Dr. Cox: You told 'em this exact same story and bored 'em to death?
Dr. Kelso: [both laugh] No. It's because eventually they all start questioning the gospel according to Cox, and you can't handle that. Can you?