J.D. Quote #418
Quote from J.D. in My Interpretation
J.D.: Excuse me. Jamie.
Jamie: J.D.?
J.D.: I treated a patient today who was mad at his brother for presuming to know what was best for him, and that got me thinking. Because I was freaking out that we hooked up in the closet at the funeral, I did the same thing to you. So if you're really ready, let's go for it, 'cause I'm crazy about you. And you're right, your husband's gone, and he's never coming back. Who are these lovely people?
Jamie: These are my late husband's parents.
J.D.: [v.o.] Oh, God, how can I make this right?
[fantasy: J.D., Jamie and her late husband's parents dance to 99 Luft Ballons]
J.D.: [v.o.] If only.
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Interpretation’ Quotes
Quote from Janitor
J.D.: Okay, I still wanna refer you to a dermatologist, but it looks benign to me.
Janitor: Benign... Benign-and-a-half.
Quote from J.D.
J.D.: Look... Janitor, I'm gonna be straight with you. I saw your penis and I noticed a possible melanoma that you should really have checked out.
Janitor: When did you see my penis?
J.D.: Last night, when you were showering.
Janitor: Where were you?
J.D.: Oh, I was outside in the bushes. Look, it was just a coincidence, man. If you had looked out the window you would have seen my penis.
Janitor: What?! Why?!
J.D.: Because I had it out while I was looking at yours.
Quote from Ted
Carla: If you're having dreams about another woman, maybe you're not ready for marriage.
Turk: Baby.
Carla: Just take it. Are you crazy? Baby, it was only a sex dream. Everybody has them. Right, Ted?
Ted: Oh, no, not me. I just have the one dream over and over. I hold his head under the water till the last bubble goes bloop.
Dr. Kelso: Ted. What's the ETA on those Double Stufs?
Ted: Bloop.