Dr. Cox Quote #279
Quote from Dr. Cox in My Interpretation
Dr. Cox: Hey, Jordan.
Jordan: You know, it's funny. I can't even be pissed and want you to die screaming in agony as two horses pull you apart when I'm looking at this beautiful face.
Dr. Cox: Jordan, I gotta tell you something.
Jordan: You know, I love my dad, but he just doesn't look like a Quinn.
Dr. Cox: Maybe that's because he's not drunk and yelling at your mother.
Jordan: What are you? A Kevin? A Billy?
Dr. Cox: Jack? [baby smiles]
Jordan: All right. Jack it is. What the hell. All right. You take him.
[Dr. Cox holds Jack and looks at the baby's face with an amazed expression on his]
Jordan: So, what did you wanna tell me?
Dr. Cox: Nothing. Nothing.
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Interpretation’ Quotes
Quote from Janitor
J.D.: Okay, I still wanna refer you to a dermatologist, but it looks benign to me.
Janitor: Benign... Benign-and-a-half.
Quote from J.D.
J.D.: Look... Janitor, I'm gonna be straight with you. I saw your penis and I noticed a possible melanoma that you should really have checked out.
Janitor: When did you see my penis?
J.D.: Last night, when you were showering.
Janitor: Where were you?
J.D.: Oh, I was outside in the bushes. Look, it was just a coincidence, man. If you had looked out the window you would have seen my penis.
Janitor: What?! Why?!
J.D.: Because I had it out while I was looking at yours.
Quote from Ted
Carla: If you're having dreams about another woman, maybe you're not ready for marriage.
Turk: Baby.
Carla: Just take it. Are you crazy? Baby, it was only a sex dream. Everybody has them. Right, Ted?
Ted: Oh, no, not me. I just have the one dream over and over. I hold his head under the water till the last bubble goes bloop.
Dr. Kelso: Ted. What's the ETA on those Double Stufs?
Ted: Bloop.