J.D. Quote #415
Quote from J.D. in My Interpretation
J.D.: [v.o.] Unfortunately, Mr. Mueller doesn't speak a word of English.
J.D.: Hi, Mr. Mueller.
Mr. Mueller: [German: "Why is it so cold in here? I should have a space heater, or a big chesty nurse to get under the covers with me."]
[Nurse Roberts enters]
Mr. Mueller: Danke.
Nurse Roberts: What's he danke-ing you for?
J.D.: I don't know. This is so frustrating. I just wish there was some way we could connect.
[fantasy: J.D. and Mr. Mueller dance to "99 Luft Ballons" in a hospital room filled with red balloons]
J.D.: Nah, that would never work.
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Interpretation’ Quotes
Quote from Janitor
J.D.: Okay, I still wanna refer you to a dermatologist, but it looks benign to me.
Janitor: Benign... Benign-and-a-half.
Quote from J.D.
J.D.: Look... Janitor, I'm gonna be straight with you. I saw your penis and I noticed a possible melanoma that you should really have checked out.
Janitor: When did you see my penis?
J.D.: Last night, when you were showering.
Janitor: Where were you?
J.D.: Oh, I was outside in the bushes. Look, it was just a coincidence, man. If you had looked out the window you would have seen my penis.
Janitor: What?! Why?!
J.D.: Because I had it out while I was looking at yours.
Quote from Ted
Carla: If you're having dreams about another woman, maybe you're not ready for marriage.
Turk: Baby.
Carla: Just take it. Are you crazy? Baby, it was only a sex dream. Everybody has them. Right, Ted?
Ted: Oh, no, not me. I just have the one dream over and over. I hold his head under the water till the last bubble goes bloop.
Dr. Kelso: Ted. What's the ETA on those Double Stufs?
Ted: Bloop.