Jordan Quote #49
Quote from Jordan in My Interpretation
Jordan: Alright, I will see you at home in about an hour. Remember, keep him warm, support his head, check his diaper every 15 minutes, no bouncing around, no loud noise, no TV, no poking the soft spot, and, Perry, you're the only one in my life I actually have to say this to. Do not yell at, demean, insult, criticize, humiliate, or mock the baby.
Dr. Cox: What are you talking about? [baby cries] Whaa! Have you named this thing yet?
Jordan: I'm thinking of naming him after my father.
Dr. Cox: Tax Evader?
Jordan: Quinn.
Dr. Cox: How about a heterosexual name, like Jack?
Jordan: You're right, Percival. Quinn is a foofy name.
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Interpretation’ Quotes
Quote from Janitor
J.D.: Okay, I still wanna refer you to a dermatologist, but it looks benign to me.
Janitor: Benign... Benign-and-a-half.
Quote from J.D.
J.D.: Look... Janitor, I'm gonna be straight with you. I saw your penis and I noticed a possible melanoma that you should really have checked out.
Janitor: When did you see my penis?
J.D.: Last night, when you were showering.
Janitor: Where were you?
J.D.: Oh, I was outside in the bushes. Look, it was just a coincidence, man. If you had looked out the window you would have seen my penis.
Janitor: What?! Why?!
J.D.: Because I had it out while I was looking at yours.
Quote from Ted
Carla: If you're having dreams about another woman, maybe you're not ready for marriage.
Turk: Baby.
Carla: Just take it. Are you crazy? Baby, it was only a sex dream. Everybody has them. Right, Ted?
Ted: Oh, no, not me. I just have the one dream over and over. I hold his head under the water till the last bubble goes bloop.
Dr. Kelso: Ted. What's the ETA on those Double Stufs?
Ted: Bloop.