J.D. Quote #358
Quote from J.D. in My Brother, My Keeper
J.D.: Dr. Kelso. I was the one who nicked the artery on Mr. Singer.
Dr. Townshend: Oh, cheese on rye, son, I just said it was me.
Dr. Kelso: You need to shape up, son. Lord knows you're never gonna get by on your looks.
J.D.: Right, first of all, at the very least, I'm interesting-looking, all right? And secondly, I feel I made that mistake because Dr. Townshend forced me to perform a procedure that is unsafe and outdated.
J.D.: [v.o.] Sorry, Townsie.
Dr. Kelso: Now, let me get this straight. You screwed up doing something you should be able to handle and now you're in here to tattle on the guy who's taking the bullet for you? Is that right?
[fantasy: Dr. Townshend has a knife in his back]
Dr. Townshend: Do me a favor, will you, son? Grab that for me. Thanks. [collapses]
[reality:]
J.D.: I'm sorry, sir.
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Brother, My Keeper’ Quotes
Quote from Elliot
Dr. Cox: Barbie! Listen, I need you to go to the lab and get Mrs. Miller's bloodwork. I also need you to disimpact Mr. Burnett in 317 and what did you say the sex of the child was?
Elliot: I've got a better idea. You do those things, and when you're done, I'll think about telling you the sex.
Dr. Cox: Oh, that's weird. It seems like you just went to a swap meet and got yourself a big-boy spine. Now, listen, you tell or else.
Elliot: Or else what? You'll treat me worse than you usually do? Here's the inside scoop, Perry. For the first time, I have leverage. You're familiar with leverage? It's what you're going to need it when you disimpact Mr. Burnett, who, by the way, is so locked up I guess he's been eating either gum, rubber cement or cork.
Dr. Cox: Look, Barbie.
Elliot: Yeah, that's not my name.
Dr. Cox: Fine. Doctor... Reid? Really?
Elliot: What?
Dr. Cox: Nothing. [exits]
Elliot: Elliot Reid in the house!
Quote from Dr. Cox
Dr. Gerson: So, are we finding out the sex of the baby today?
Dr. Cox: Yes, we are.
Jordan: No, we're not.
Dr. Cox: Jordan, be reasonable. If you're incubating some kind of man-bat in there, we should find out as soon as possible. There are vaccinations to consider.
Quote from Dr. Kelso
J.D.: Sir, Dr. Townshend here was telling me you have some great old stories about the hospital. I'd love to hear one sometime.
Dr. Kelso: Well, what the hell. Back in '68... I don't like you. The end.
Dr. Townshend: He tells that one a lot.
J.D.: I know.