Janitor Quote #86
Quote from Janitor in My Brother, My Keeper
Janitor: Sit.
J.D.: Oh, no, thanks, I'll just-
Janitor: I'm not asking. Alright, guys, this is the kid I told you about. We're gonna look out for him. This is Brent, from Parking. He's going to set you up with a sweet spot near the entrance so you'll never be late again. This is Crazy Eyes Margo from Housekeeping. She's going to make sure you've got freshly pressed scrubs in your locker every morning. Of course, this is Troy. You know him from the cafeteria line. He's gonna stop spitting in your food.
J.D.: Thank you for that.
Troy: I still don't understand why we gotta be nice to this punk.
Janitor: Because I said so.
Troy: Yeah, but...
Janitor: Troy. No more warnings. Bring the hands in. Bless us, oh Lord, and these thy gifts which we are about to receive from thy bounty through Christ, our Lord, amen. Look out for each and every of us, including our new member. Also help Margo to find her way home tonight.
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‘My Brother, My Keeper’ Quotes
Quote from Elliot
Dr. Cox: Barbie! Listen, I need you to go to the lab and get Mrs. Miller's bloodwork. I also need you to disimpact Mr. Burnett in 317 and what did you say the sex of the child was?
Elliot: I've got a better idea. You do those things, and when you're done, I'll think about telling you the sex.
Dr. Cox: Oh, that's weird. It seems like you just went to a swap meet and got yourself a big-boy spine. Now, listen, you tell or else.
Elliot: Or else what? You'll treat me worse than you usually do? Here's the inside scoop, Perry. For the first time, I have leverage. You're familiar with leverage? It's what you're going to need it when you disimpact Mr. Burnett, who, by the way, is so locked up I guess he's been eating either gum, rubber cement or cork.
Dr. Cox: Look, Barbie.
Elliot: Yeah, that's not my name.
Dr. Cox: Fine. Doctor... Reid? Really?
Elliot: What?
Dr. Cox: Nothing. [exits]
Elliot: Elliot Reid in the house!
Quote from Dr. Cox
Dr. Gerson: So, are we finding out the sex of the baby today?
Dr. Cox: Yes, we are.
Jordan: No, we're not.
Dr. Cox: Jordan, be reasonable. If you're incubating some kind of man-bat in there, we should find out as soon as possible. There are vaccinations to consider.
Quote from Dr. Kelso
J.D.: Sir, Dr. Townshend here was telling me you have some great old stories about the hospital. I'd love to hear one sometime.
Dr. Kelso: Well, what the hell. Back in '68... I don't like you. The end.
Dr. Townshend: He tells that one a lot.
J.D.: I know.