J.D. Quote #345
Quote from J.D. in My Philosophy
Mr. Larkin: So you're telling me if we don't deliver the baby now, my wife could die, and if we do, our child probably won't live.
J.D.: [v.o.] Sometimes, as a doctor, I wish my life was more like my favorite TV show.
[fantasy:]
J.D.: Oh, come on, death isn't that bad, especially if you're dying from laughter. You're on Candid Camera.
Mr. Larkin: No, I'm not! Honey, no!
Dr. Cox: I'll give you "Honey, no." Come out.
Mr. Larkin: Where are the cameras?
J.D.: We gotcha. There's a camera there. There. And there.
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Philosophy’ Quotes
Quote from Turk
Turk: All right, Ralphie, new tack. I want you to do what I do. I want you to imagine that there are tiny men inside your booty, trying to push the dookie. Push the dookie out, Ralphie. Can you imagine that for me?
[later:]
Man: You told my son there were little men inside him? He barely sleeps as it is.
Turk: Sir, I'm sorry. I was wrong.
Man: That was sick.
Turk: But still, if you could do this for me, I would greatly appreciate it. The next time your son has a bowel movement, take the dookie, put it in a Ziplock bag, and just call me on my cell phone. It's for my girlfriend. Hey, Ralphie. Little men, pushing it out, pushing it out.
Quote from Nurse Roberts
Dr. Kelso: Dr. Reid, are you off for the day?
Elliot: Oh, I just didn't have a place to change.
Nurse Roberts: Mm-hmm.
Dr. Kelso: Laverne, I'm going to pretend you're not wearing that.
Nurse Roberts: Don't you usually wait to get home before you do that?
Quote from Janitor
Janitor: Thanks for the pen.
J.D.: Oh, no.
Janitor: Yeah, this was my favorite T-shirt. And this is my favorite skin.