Dr. Cox Quote #228
Quote from Dr. Cox in My New Old Friend
Dr. Cox: Mr. Corman, great news. Dr. Zeltzer and I have gone over your test results and your prognosis is excellent.
Mr. Corman: That's great.
Dr. Cox: Yeah, it is.
Mr. Corman: But you know what? You guys can pat yourself on the back all you want, but I'm not an idiot. I know that you were screwing with me, that I come in here sometimes thinking that I'm sick when I'm not. But if you remember anything, you remember this. If it turns out I didn't have cancer, I could have been just some guy coming in here looking for help that you treated like crap.
Dr. Cox: Yeah.
Mr. Corman: The whole thing is giving me an ulcer.
Carla: You wanna be tested for that too, don't you?
Mr. Corman: Do you mind?
Scrubs Quotes
‘My New Old Friend’ Quotes
Quote from Janitor
Turk: Hey, that whole damn building is packed with liars.
J.D.: It is not.
[meanwhile, at a school career day:]
Janitor: Well, if the cut was that deep, I'd probably just pull your arm off. Once again Dr. Jan ltor. Dr. Jan ltor.
Quote from J.D.
Turk: Where the hell is Carla? Man, we're gonna miss the previews.
J.D.: Hey, you're black, right?
Turk: Here we go.
J.D.: I hate that stereotype that all black people yell at movie screens. You know, like you go see some horror flick and you'd be yelling, "Don't go in there, girl! He behind the door!" You know? It's like, it's offensive.
Turk: You wish you were allowed to yell at the screen, don't ya?
J.D.: Why does she go in there? I mean, he's behind the door!
Quote from Janitor
J.D.: [v.o.] Sometimes when you're down, you end up taking it out on the wrong person.
J.D.: Going on vacation?
Janitor: I get it, 'cause I'm a janitor, so when I pack for vacation I just pack cleaning supplies. That's funny.
J.D.: I thought so.
Janitor: Actually, I'm going to speak at my son's career day.
J.D.: About being a janitor?
Janitor: Well, you think there aren't kids out there that wanna grow up to make the world sparkle?