Dr. Cox Quote #217
Quote from Dr. Cox in My Sex Buddy
Dr. Cox: Hey, chum. What do you say? Listen, I just wanted to tell you not to worry about getting that silly CAT scan on Mrs. Creeden because it turns out I'm just gonna rip her stitches open, jam my head in and have a look for myself.
Turk: Look, Dr. Cox-
Dr. Cox: Dammit, when I tell you to do something, you sure as hell better get it done!
J.D.: [v.o.] It sucks being yelled at, especially when it's someone else's fault.
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Sex Buddy’ Quotes
Quote from Elliot
Turk: Are you watching Sesame Street?
Elliot: You know, when I was a kid, I had my first sex dream about Mr. Hooper. At least, I think it was a sex dream. He was trying to choke me.
Turk: Yeah, that's sweet.
Quote from J.D.
Elliot: The point is, we were stressed-out and vulnerable and we made a mistake.
J.D.: Four times. And a half, if you count that last thing.
Elliot: By the way, that third time, wow! Where did you learn that?
[flashback:]
Turk: What are you watching, buddy?
J.D.: Animal Planet.
Turk: Why does that one monkey keep biting the other one on the ass?
J.D.: I don't know, but she seems to love it.
[present:]
J.D.: The Congo.
Quote from Dr. Kelso
Dr. Kelso: Does this name-tag say "Chief of Medicine"?
J.D.: Uh, yes, sir.
Dr. Kelso: Funny. Because that couple back there thought it said "I'm Bob. Ask me about your baby's Johnson." Dammit, In my hospital we do not go out on a limb with our opinions.
Carla: So what, if a patient has questions in your hospital, you just ignore them?
Dr. Kelso: Look, stay away from definite answers. Leave yourself some wiggle room. Say things like "We'll do what we can" or "We'll get back to you on that". Or "Hell, I don't know."
J.D.: Couldn't think of a third one?
Dr. Kelso: That was the third one, assface.