J.D. Quote #327
Quote from J.D. in My Sex Buddy
J.D.: What a day. I am as stressed out and vulnerable as I was last night.
Elliot: Me too.
J.D.: What to do? What to do? What to do?
Elliot: I don't feel like doing anything.
J.D.: Come on, we could rent a movie. Got a fresh pack of Uno cards. You know what we could do? We could have sex again. I'm throwing it out there.
Elliot: Bite me.
J.D.: Oh, come on, I'm sorry. I was kidding. It's a joke.
Elliot: No, I mean it. Like you did last night. Come bite me.
J.D.: [v.o.] Stay calm.
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Sex Buddy’ Quotes
Quote from Elliot
Turk: Are you watching Sesame Street?
Elliot: You know, when I was a kid, I had my first sex dream about Mr. Hooper. At least, I think it was a sex dream. He was trying to choke me.
Turk: Yeah, that's sweet.
Quote from J.D.
Elliot: The point is, we were stressed-out and vulnerable and we made a mistake.
J.D.: Four times. And a half, if you count that last thing.
Elliot: By the way, that third time, wow! Where did you learn that?
[flashback:]
Turk: What are you watching, buddy?
J.D.: Animal Planet.
Turk: Why does that one monkey keep biting the other one on the ass?
J.D.: I don't know, but she seems to love it.
[present:]
J.D.: The Congo.
Quote from Dr. Kelso
Dr. Kelso: Does this name-tag say "Chief of Medicine"?
J.D.: Uh, yes, sir.
Dr. Kelso: Funny. Because that couple back there thought it said "I'm Bob. Ask me about your baby's Johnson." Dammit, In my hospital we do not go out on a limb with our opinions.
Carla: So what, if a patient has questions in your hospital, you just ignore them?
Dr. Kelso: Look, stay away from definite answers. Leave yourself some wiggle room. Say things like "We'll do what we can" or "We'll get back to you on that". Or "Hell, I don't know."
J.D.: Couldn't think of a third one?
Dr. Kelso: That was the third one, assface.