J.D. Quote #305
Quote from J.D. in My Lucky Day
Dr. Cox: Now, I'm guessing this is just about the greatest moment of your life, huh, Newbie?
[flashback to J.D. at a bar sitting next to a man:]
J.D.: [v.o.] Holy crap, it's David Copperfield.
[present:]
J.D.: Well, definitely top two.
[flashback:]
J.D.: What's that I see in your ear? Paz-ow!
David Copperfield: Cool. A coin.
J.D.: Do you want it?
David Copperfield: Here, you take it.
J.D.: Oh... [chuckles]
David Copperfield: Oh, magic!
[present:]
J.D.: No, top three, top three.
Dr. Cox: Oh, God.
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Lucky Day’ Quotes
Quote from Dr. Kelso
Elliot: Dr. Kelso, why does everything keep happening to me?
Dr. Kelso: Take a breath, Dr. Reid. In and out. That's it, that's it. Now, you went to four years of college and four years of medical school, so I can safely presume that you are at least eight. My God, little girl, grow up and say how-do to the world of modern medicine. My God, I've been sued four times.
Ted: [whispers] Ten times.
Quote from Nurse Roberts
J.D.: Thanks for starting the Solumedrol on my TTP patient. I'm sorry I'm being such a pain about this guy. It's just Dr. Cox and I have this little competition going. And I know that probably seems insensitive to you-
Nurse Roberts: Sweetheart, you don't have to explain yourself to me. But you better get your story straight when you come face-to-face with Jesus.
Quote from J.D.
J.D.: Look, Elliot, my dad's an office supplies salesman, a bad one. So things were a little different for me growing up.
[flashback:]
Sam Dorian: See, this is a bicycle bell. Now, you hold onto this, because I'm gonna give you a different part every year. Maybe after the party we can take it out for a spin.
Young J.D.: Great.
[present:]
J.D.: Still waiting on that kickstand.