Carla Quote #76
Quote from Carla in My Fruit Cups
J.D.: Carla, why won't Turk let this go?
Carla: [on the phone] Marie, she's only with you for one week.
J.D.: Carla!
Carla: Hold on a second. Bambi, I've got ten messages from my mother, my Aunt Marie won't stop calling me about my mother, I still gotta run home and put out canned cat food because apparently the dry stuff doesn't cut it anymore, plus Turk and I can't be together because I'm working doubles and he's moonlighting so we can send my mother to a decent retirement community. So what, Bambi, what?
J.D.: We'll talk later.
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Fruit Cups’ Quotes
Quote from J.D.
Janitor: Yep, we got him. And he's gonna pay.
J.D.: They're actually arresting him for stealing pudding and toilet paper?
Janitor: No, they found 20 bottles of Vicodin in his backpack. Did you steal pudding and toilet paper?
J.D.: What? No! I hate pudding and I don't use toilet paper. I have one of those French things that shoots water up your butt.
Janitor: Bidet?
J.D.: Bidet to you, sir.
Quote from Dr. Cox
Dr. Cox: Look, morning sickness sucks. Believe me, I know. I've been there. Hey, Jordan, are you- Are you crying?
Jordan: No. I don't know. I'm just completely hormonal. I mean, you try going from out-of-control horny to clinically depressed six times a day.
Dr. Cox: Give me a break. I can knock that out on the way to work.
Quote from Turk
Turk: This is the reason why your headache didn't go away. That's actually pronounced analgesic, not "anal"-gesic. Sir, the pills go in your mouth.