Elliot Quote #131
Quote from Elliot in My Fruit Cups
Elliot: So this is where we all hang out. It's neat, huh?
Dr. Simon Reid: It's a hellhole.
Elliot: Dad, why are you so set on me being an OB/GYN?
Dr. Simon Reid: Look, honey, your highest income potential as a female physician is in obstetrics.
Elliot: But don't you think that maybe it's time that you left those sort of things up to me?
Dr. Simon Reid: Well, since I paid for your college, your medical school, your car, and now your apartment and your living expenses, I'd have to say "no." Good God. Someone vomited on my hotdog.
Elliot: It's chilli, Dad, OK? And you know what? Even though I really appreciate everything you've given me, it's my life. Now stop complaining and enjoy your damn meal. [eats] Oh, my God. That's disgusting.
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Quote from J.D.
Janitor: Yep, we got him. And he's gonna pay.
J.D.: They're actually arresting him for stealing pudding and toilet paper?
Janitor: No, they found 20 bottles of Vicodin in his backpack. Did you steal pudding and toilet paper?
J.D.: What? No! I hate pudding and I don't use toilet paper. I have one of those French things that shoots water up your butt.
Janitor: Bidet?
J.D.: Bidet to you, sir.
Quote from Dr. Cox
Dr. Cox: Look, morning sickness sucks. Believe me, I know. I've been there. Hey, Jordan, are you- Are you crying?
Jordan: No. I don't know. I'm just completely hormonal. I mean, you try going from out-of-control horny to clinically depressed six times a day.
Dr. Cox: Give me a break. I can knock that out on the way to work.
Quote from Turk
Turk: This is the reason why your headache didn't go away. That's actually pronounced analgesic, not "anal"-gesic. Sir, the pills go in your mouth.