Jordan Quote #32
Quote from Jordan in My Fruit Cups
Jordan: Oh, no. He called you his girlfriend. If I were you, I'd gather your tiny panties up, because I think you're done.
Julie: I'm already bored by you. Perry, I will be in the bedroom. Come join me when Tubby leaves.
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Fruit Cups’ Quotes
Quote from J.D.
Janitor: Yep, we got him. And he's gonna pay.
J.D.: They're actually arresting him for stealing pudding and toilet paper?
Janitor: No, they found 20 bottles of Vicodin in his backpack. Did you steal pudding and toilet paper?
J.D.: What? No! I hate pudding and I don't use toilet paper. I have one of those French things that shoots water up your butt.
Janitor: Bidet?
J.D.: Bidet to you, sir.
Quote from Dr. Cox
Dr. Cox: Look, morning sickness sucks. Believe me, I know. I've been there. Hey, Jordan, are you- Are you crying?
Jordan: No. I don't know. I'm just completely hormonal. I mean, you try going from out-of-control horny to clinically depressed six times a day.
Dr. Cox: Give me a break. I can knock that out on the way to work.
Quote from Turk
Turk: This is the reason why your headache didn't go away. That's actually pronounced analgesic, not "anal"-gesic. Sir, the pills go in your mouth.