Dr. Kelso Quote #83
Quote from Dr. Kelso in My Fruit Cups
J.D.: I finished those discharge dictations you wanted, and I was able to get Mrs. Jeskie on the transplant list.
J.D.: [v.o.] And here comes the wink. OK, maybe I'll start it off.
Dr. Cox: Oh, my God, Sabrina, you had better tell me you just had laser eye surgery and they accidentally severed the muscle that enables you to hold that lid up, because you did not just wink at me.
J.D.: I didn't mean anything by it. I wink at everybody. Hey, Dr. Kelso.
Dr. Kelso: Save it for the bathhouses, sport.
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‘My Fruit Cups’ Quotes
Quote from J.D.
Janitor: Yep, we got him. And he's gonna pay.
J.D.: They're actually arresting him for stealing pudding and toilet paper?
Janitor: No, they found 20 bottles of Vicodin in his backpack. Did you steal pudding and toilet paper?
J.D.: What? No! I hate pudding and I don't use toilet paper. I have one of those French things that shoots water up your butt.
Janitor: Bidet?
J.D.: Bidet to you, sir.
Quote from Dr. Cox
Dr. Cox: Look, morning sickness sucks. Believe me, I know. I've been there. Hey, Jordan, are you- Are you crying?
Jordan: No. I don't know. I'm just completely hormonal. I mean, you try going from out-of-control horny to clinically depressed six times a day.
Dr. Cox: Give me a break. I can knock that out on the way to work.
Quote from Turk
Turk: This is the reason why your headache didn't go away. That's actually pronounced analgesic, not "anal"-gesic. Sir, the pills go in your mouth.