J.D. Quote #296
Quote from J.D. in My Fruit Cups
J.D.: So I did that cardioversion, I extubated Mrs. Bays, and I finished all the transfer summaries on the nursing-home patients.
Dr. Cox: Well, what can I say? You did exceptional work today, Newbie, and I'm proud of you.
J.D.: [v.o.] Did he just wink at me?
Dr. Cox: Is there a problem?
[fantasy: J.D. cries:]
J.D.: I'm just so happy.
[reality:]
J.D.: No, no problem, sir.
Dr. Cox: Attaboy.
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‘My Fruit Cups’ Quotes
Quote from J.D.
Janitor: Yep, we got him. And he's gonna pay.
J.D.: They're actually arresting him for stealing pudding and toilet paper?
Janitor: No, they found 20 bottles of Vicodin in his backpack. Did you steal pudding and toilet paper?
J.D.: What? No! I hate pudding and I don't use toilet paper. I have one of those French things that shoots water up your butt.
Janitor: Bidet?
J.D.: Bidet to you, sir.
Quote from Dr. Cox
Dr. Cox: Look, morning sickness sucks. Believe me, I know. I've been there. Hey, Jordan, are you- Are you crying?
Jordan: No. I don't know. I'm just completely hormonal. I mean, you try going from out-of-control horny to clinically depressed six times a day.
Dr. Cox: Give me a break. I can knock that out on the way to work.
Quote from Turk
Turk: This is the reason why your headache didn't go away. That's actually pronounced analgesic, not "anal"-gesic. Sir, the pills go in your mouth.