J.D. Quote #295
Quote from J.D. in My Fruit Cups
Janitor: Hold up.
J.D.: Why?
Janitor: There's been several thefts. We're doing bag checks.
J.D.: What about that guy taking scrubs?
Janitor: Hey, Tom. He doesn't have a bag.
J.D.: Go ahead, narc. I'm clean.
Janitor: Yeah? Ah-ha!
J.D.: [v.o.] Of course, if he was checking my trunk...
J.D.: Pudding. Score!
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Quote from J.D.
Janitor: Yep, we got him. And he's gonna pay.
J.D.: They're actually arresting him for stealing pudding and toilet paper?
Janitor: No, they found 20 bottles of Vicodin in his backpack. Did you steal pudding and toilet paper?
J.D.: What? No! I hate pudding and I don't use toilet paper. I have one of those French things that shoots water up your butt.
Janitor: Bidet?
J.D.: Bidet to you, sir.
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Dr. Cox: Look, morning sickness sucks. Believe me, I know. I've been there. Hey, Jordan, are you- Are you crying?
Jordan: No. I don't know. I'm just completely hormonal. I mean, you try going from out-of-control horny to clinically depressed six times a day.
Dr. Cox: Give me a break. I can knock that out on the way to work.
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Turk: This is the reason why your headache didn't go away. That's actually pronounced analgesic, not "anal"-gesic. Sir, the pills go in your mouth.