Carla Quote #56
Quote from Carla in My Nightingale
J.D.: His vitals are still the same. There's got to be one attending in this damn hospital.
Carla: You guys are unbelievable.
Turk: Thank you, baby.
Carla: Not the good kind.
Turk: I know.
Carla: You all claim you want more responsibility, but you're being outsmarted by a doctor with scrubs made of hemp. You're afraid to stand up to a volunteer who's answering the clinic phones. And, Bambi, did you ever place that femoral swan?
J.D.: It's on my to-do list.
Carla: Now, I know you were all hoping Officer Berson's vitals would go up or down and this decision would be made for you, but guess what, nothing's changed. So it's on you.
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‘My Nightingale’ Quotes
Quote from Jordan
Jordan: Good job, D.J.
J.D.: You know, it's J.D., okay? And at least I remember the names of all my sexual partners.
Jordan: Well, I'm sure that girl from high school and your bunkmate from Camp Morning Wood are both extremely grateful. Yeah.
J.D.: Camp Meadow Wood. I made a lanyard.
Quote from Janitor
J.D.: There. Just a tiny splinter. It's funny. I can't stop thinking about Aesop's Fables. You know the one where the lion's always hassling the little mouse? Then the mouse pulls a thorn from his paw?
Janitor: Right, and the lion kills him anyway. Yeah.
J.D.: No, he doesn't.
Janitor: Trust me.
Quote from Turk
J.D.: [v.o.] Turk should've known that the worst mistake a doctor can make is setting foot in the hospital's free clinic at night.
[montage:]
Turk: I don't care if you do shave down there. That's not even a medical issue. But it sure is pretty.
Turk: Ma'am, you don't have mono. But you do have halitosis. Mint?
Turk: Ma'am, three baby Tylenol is actually an underdose for a woman your size.
Turk: Yes, congratulations, you are double-jointed.