Dr. Cox Quote #158
Quote from Dr. Cox in My Nightingale
Dr. Cox: Oh, man. I don't like his O2 cells. Get me a doughnut, will you?
Elliot: Oh, you mean like a a blood pressure thingy?
Dr. Cox: I mean a glazed thingy. And I like sprinkles on half of it. So if you can't find a half-sprinkle, get me an all-sprinkles and go ahead and pick half of 'em off. [whistles]
J.D.: You know, that was kind of demeaning.
Dr. Cox: Dammit, you're right. Would you do me a favor and apologise to her while you're getting me some coffee? And please be quick otherwise I'm just going to have the manager send over a different waitress. Go. You're done now. Yeah.
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Nightingale’ Quotes
Quote from Jordan
Jordan: Good job, D.J.
J.D.: You know, it's J.D., okay? And at least I remember the names of all my sexual partners.
Jordan: Well, I'm sure that girl from high school and your bunkmate from Camp Morning Wood are both extremely grateful. Yeah.
J.D.: Camp Meadow Wood. I made a lanyard.
Quote from Janitor
J.D.: There. Just a tiny splinter. It's funny. I can't stop thinking about Aesop's Fables. You know the one where the lion's always hassling the little mouse? Then the mouse pulls a thorn from his paw?
Janitor: Right, and the lion kills him anyway. Yeah.
J.D.: No, he doesn't.
Janitor: Trust me.
Quote from Turk
J.D.: [v.o.] Turk should've known that the worst mistake a doctor can make is setting foot in the hospital's free clinic at night.
[montage:]
Turk: I don't care if you do shave down there. That's not even a medical issue. But it sure is pretty.
Turk: Ma'am, you don't have mono. But you do have halitosis. Mint?
Turk: Ma'am, three baby Tylenol is actually an underdose for a woman your size.
Turk: Yes, congratulations, you are double-jointed.