Dr. Kelso Quote #60
Quote from Dr. Kelso in My Overkill
Dr. Kelso: You did nothing?
J.D.: Nothing at all.
Dr. Kelso: Great job, sport.
J.D.: [v.o.] Huh?
Dr. Kelso: Whenever a patient gets bounced from ward to ward, there's always a chance a high fever could be sustained or even caused by the constant stream of antibiotics. It's called drug fever. And it's a good catch by Dr. Dorian. Next patient. Mush, people, mush! Yah! Yah! Yah!
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Quote from Dr. Cox
Dr. Cox: You know, Bob, I've been thinking about all the times you've manipulated me and toyed with me, and well, I can't help but recall that children's fable about the race between the tortoise and the pain-in-the-ass chief of medicine that everybody hates. You see, Bob, the pain-in-the-ass chief of medicine that everybody hates kept running in front of the tortoise and taunting him, but right at the end... Oh, gosh, I'm sure you remember what happened, Bob. The tortoise bit clean through the chief of medicine's calf muscle, dragged him to the ground where he and the other turtles devoured him alive right there on the racetrack. It's a disturbing children's book, Bob, I know, but it's one that's stuck with me nonetheless.
Quote from Dr. Kelso
Dr. Kelso: Buzzy, buzz, buzz.
Dr. Cox: I beg your pardon.
Dr. Kelso: Oh, that's the sound of all the bees in your bonnet. And, Perry, even though I could give a rat's ass, I still think it's a pretty sound.
Quote from Elliot
Elliot: [on the phone] Sorry, Mom. It's just, it's gotten really awkward with this guy I was seeing. And... Yes, Mom Yay! I'm straight. Look, I just don't know what to do. Every time I see him, I get so embarrassed. And lonely, and mortified, and I guess I was hoping that you could... About 115 pounds. Fen-phen kills people, Mom. Because I'm a doctor. That's how I know.