Dr. Kelso Quote #59
Quote from Dr. Kelso in My Overkill
Dr. Kelso: Now, Mr. Zerbo was admitted with a high fever and suspected meningitis. But the head CT and the lumbar puncture came back negative.
J.D.: Yeah, sir, I have a full patient load. And I don't understand how you can just drop this guy on my lap and expect me to make him a top priority.
Dr. Kelso: You want me to say "ta-dah" so it seems more like a trick? Mr. Zerbo back there is a major hospital benefactor and, by golly, you know it's a lot harder to write a big, fat check if you're dead.
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Dr. Cox: You know, Bob, I've been thinking about all the times you've manipulated me and toyed with me, and well, I can't help but recall that children's fable about the race between the tortoise and the pain-in-the-ass chief of medicine that everybody hates. You see, Bob, the pain-in-the-ass chief of medicine that everybody hates kept running in front of the tortoise and taunting him, but right at the end... Oh, gosh, I'm sure you remember what happened, Bob. The tortoise bit clean through the chief of medicine's calf muscle, dragged him to the ground where he and the other turtles devoured him alive right there on the racetrack. It's a disturbing children's book, Bob, I know, but it's one that's stuck with me nonetheless.
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Dr. Kelso: Buzzy, buzz, buzz.
Dr. Cox: I beg your pardon.
Dr. Kelso: Oh, that's the sound of all the bees in your bonnet. And, Perry, even though I could give a rat's ass, I still think it's a pretty sound.
Quote from Elliot
Elliot: [on the phone] Sorry, Mom. It's just, it's gotten really awkward with this guy I was seeing. And... Yes, Mom Yay! I'm straight. Look, I just don't know what to do. Every time I see him, I get so embarrassed. And lonely, and mortified, and I guess I was hoping that you could... About 115 pounds. Fen-phen kills people, Mom. Because I'm a doctor. That's how I know.