J.D. Quote #202
Quote from J.D. in My Sacrificial Clam
J.D.: Alrighty. What do we have here?
Dr. Douglas: What you've got here, young man, are four cases of Legionnaires' pneumonia.
Dr. Lamar: So I would start us out on IV aminoglycosides.
Dr. Bailey: Now make sure you check for urinary legionella antigen.
Dr. Franklyn: I don't know, it could be viral, considering my gastrointestinal situation.
Dr. Bailey: Here comes the fart joke.
Dr. Franklyn: No, no, no, really. I think I may have strep pneumo.
Dr. Douglas: All four of us are doctors.
J.D.: Let me guess. Golf cart accident? [all groan] Playing.
Dr. Lamar: Medical convention.
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Quote from Todd
Todd: Push it out. Two more. Come on, kid. Bitchin' reps.
Dr. Cox: A dumb-ass says what?
Todd: What?
Dr. Cox: I said, "A dumb-ass says what?"
Todd: What?
Quote from Nurse Roberts
J.D.: [v.o.] And I was having problems with my lady too.
Nurse Roberts: Can we get a move on, Q-Tip? I got tickets to Bring in 'Da Noise, Bring in 'Da Funk and I don't want to miss the noise.
Quote from J.D.
J.D.: [v.o.] You know, when you start med school, they warn you that you're gonna have to make sacrifices. But I guess that means different things to different people. Like giving up something you really want now for something you've wanted your whole life. Or spending less time on yourself so you can spend more time with someone you love. At some point, you might even have to give up your own sense of safety and well being. But after a while, it doesn't feel like you're giving up anything at all.
Mr. Winston: Hey, doc.
J.D.: You know what? Let's talk Superfudge.