J.D. Quote #150
Quote from J.D. in My Heavy Meddle
Dr. Cox: When you rolled out of bed this morning, did you actually say to yourself, "Hey! I think today would be a terrific day to commit hari-kari"? Because you realize that's what you're doing.
J.D.: I just don't think you deal with your problems the way emotionally healthy people do.
Dr. Cox: Well, hold on a second there, Rainbow. This just off the news wire: You're not licensed to comment on how people deal with their emotions.
J.D.: I beg to differ.
Dr. Cox: Well, at least I let mine go. You? If you ever were able to actually release all the tensions that are bottled up inside of you, what would that look like? How would that go?
[fantasy: J.D. headbutts Dr. Cox:]
J.D.: How you like me now, bitch?
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Heavy Meddle’ Quotes
Quote from J.D.
J.D.: You are not gonna believe what Dr. Cox- It's you.
Elliot: Yeah. It's me.
J.D.: [v.o.] Ugh. Could Turk have picked anyone worse to be doing this project with?
[fantasy:]
Janitor: If this is a peripheral vascular disease study, then I'd find it essential to exclude all claudication patients not currently on pentoxifylline. What are you lookin' at?
Quote from Dr. Cox
Dr. Cox: Oh, my God, would you look at this hellhole? If I have to see more broken-down equipment, one more gomer who is shuffled back and forth between some godforsaken home, one more patient who is denied treatment because they got the wrong insurance, I... There are times when I'm all by myself that I concentrate as hard as I can to see if I can catch on fire like the Human Torch. And mark my words, Newbie, if I ever pull it off, I will be back here to destroy this place.
J.D.: I used to like the Silver Surfer. Hang ten! Hang-
Quote from J.D.
Bartender: You owe me $53.
J.D.: I think I left my wallet in my other onesie.
[later:]
Carla: So the bartender just let you skip out on the tab?
J.D.: He said I could pay him back by giving him a complete physical, which is actually scary because I never said I was a doctor.