Todd Quote #14
Quote from Todd in My Heavy Meddle
Todd: I'm wearing special underwear too. They're invisible.
Elliot: Yeah, I get it. Todd, I'm just kinda busy here.
Todd: Oh, no time for the Todd. All the project geeks are busy working tonight.
Elliot: Excuse me?
Todd: All the surgical interns picked a project geek from Medical to write our reports for us.
Elliot: I'm- I'm not a geek.
Todd: What's that on your finger?
Elliot: It's a rubber thingy to help me turn the pages... quicker.
Todd: [laughs] She said "rubber thingy".
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Heavy Meddle’ Quotes
Quote from J.D.
J.D.: You are not gonna believe what Dr. Cox- It's you.
Elliot: Yeah. It's me.
J.D.: [v.o.] Ugh. Could Turk have picked anyone worse to be doing this project with?
[fantasy:]
Janitor: If this is a peripheral vascular disease study, then I'd find it essential to exclude all claudication patients not currently on pentoxifylline. What are you lookin' at?
Quote from Dr. Cox
Dr. Cox: Oh, my God, would you look at this hellhole? If I have to see more broken-down equipment, one more gomer who is shuffled back and forth between some godforsaken home, one more patient who is denied treatment because they got the wrong insurance, I... There are times when I'm all by myself that I concentrate as hard as I can to see if I can catch on fire like the Human Torch. And mark my words, Newbie, if I ever pull it off, I will be back here to destroy this place.
J.D.: I used to like the Silver Surfer. Hang ten! Hang-
Quote from J.D.
Bartender: You owe me $53.
J.D.: I think I left my wallet in my other onesie.
[later:]
Carla: So the bartender just let you skip out on the tab?
J.D.: He said I could pay him back by giving him a complete physical, which is actually scary because I never said I was a doctor.