Dr. Kelso Quote #19
Quote from Dr. Kelso in My Day Off
Dr. Kelso: Which most likely indicates what, Dr. Reid?
Elliot: Sounds like he has a simple case of appendicitis.
Dr. Kelso: And how would you proceed, Dr. Dorian?
J.D.: Well, I would have given me that news in private, no matter how angry I was at me.
Dr. Kelso: Sounds like there's a fascinating back story here. Turf him to surgery. Moving on.
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Quote from Dr. Kelso
Dr. Kelso: So, I have been looking at Dr. Benson's chart. His chest x-ray was normal, his vitals are stable, so let's discharge him.
Dr. Cox: Well, now hold the phone there, skipper. Now, Dr. Benson should be able to stay here until he feels he's ready to go. I mean, give me a break, he was only Chief of Medicine for ten years.
Dr. Kelso: Well, I haven't had my coffee yet, so I'm finding it hard coming up with a more colorful way to say "Who gives a crap?" Actually, that wasn't half bad.