J.D. Quote #89
Quote from J.D. in My Day Off
Elliot: I heard you're telling everyone I violated you.
J.D.: Not everyone, just the people that work here. Oh, and my parents.
Elliot: Was there something wrong with my exam?
J.D.: [v.o.] So there it is. The classic trap. Two choices. Either wuss out or tell the truth.
J.D.: Well, you're kinda rough. Yeah, you're rough and you're a little businesslike. Oh, and you're cold.
Elliot: You mean my hands?
J.D.: Yeah, those too. I just think you could be more comforting.
J.D.: [v.o.] I could tell she appreciated how hard it was for me to say that.
Elliot: Do you know how annoying you are when you talk?
J.D.: [v.o.] Maybe not.
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