J.D. Quote #87

Quote from J.D. in My Day Off

Elliot: All right, showtime. Clear out so I can check him out.
J.D.: Whoa, whoa, whoa. You're examining me? I don't want you to see my unmentionables.
Elliot: [laughs] I've seen underwear before.
J.D.: Actually, I use the word unmentionables for my genitals as well.

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