Turk Quote #34
Quote from Turk in My Day Off
J.D.: [v.o.] Turk hasn't changed a bit since college. He's the same goof ball who tells me how to be cooler.
Turk: Dude. This girl's hot. So try not to blow it.
J.D.: Why do you say that?
Turk: Because you're like a 24-hour convenience store. You never close.
J.D.: That sounds like a Fat Albert joke.
[fantasy: J.D. imagines Turk and a group of African-American laughing]
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Dr. Cox: Well, now hold the phone there, skipper. Now, Dr. Benson should be able to stay here until he feels he's ready to go. I mean, give me a break, he was only Chief of Medicine for ten years.
Dr. Kelso: Well, I haven't had my coffee yet, so I'm finding it hard coming up with a more colorful way to say "Who gives a crap?" Actually, that wasn't half bad.