Dr. Kelso Quote #14
Quote from Dr. Kelso in My Super Ego
Dr. Kelso: Well, looky here. I thought this was my special place. I'd ask you not to tell the others about this spot, but none of them seem to be talking to you.
J.D.: It's been a rough day, sir.
Dr. Kelso: You see, Dr. Dorian, your problem is, you're a pansy. If you were in my way, I'd throw you off this ledge right now. We're out here alone. No one would ever know. [moves suddenly and makes J.D. flinch]
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‘My Super Ego’ Quotes
Quote from Dr. Cox
Dr. Cox: So you had a little stage fright. It's no big deal. Happened to me once.
Turk: Really?
Dr. Cox: I'd be more than glad to tell you what a lot of doctors do to relieve the stress. Take a little trip to Palm-dale.
Turk: What?
Dr. Cox: OK. Give yourself the old low five.
Turk: I'm not getting it.
Dr. Cox: Physician love thyself.
Turk: Are you talking about Downtown Lester Brown?
Dr. Cox: Lowers the heart rate, releases the endorphins. Basic physiology.
Turk: [laughs] OK, you almost had me. You're not serious?
Dr. Cox: Yes, I am.
Turk: No, you're not.
Dr. Cox: Yes.
Turk: No.
Quote from Dr. Cox
Dr. Cox: Nobody hurts Carla and gets away with it.
Doug: Who's Carla?
Dr. Cox: I was talking to myself. Don't eavesdrop. If this kid doesn't leave I'm gonna kill him. [Doug starts to get up] Now, if you leave, I'll know you were eavesdropping and I'll go and kill you anyway. Stay. Good girl.
Quote from Dr. Cox
Dr. Cox: Carla. Wow. You look great!
Carla: You're not messing with me, right?
Dr. Cox: No, but I'd like to.
Carla: Turk bought me this dress out of the blue. I guess he knew I'd love it.
Dr. Cox: Oh. Look, Carla, back when I was an intern, I remember the pressure being so insane, that the only way I could get by was to race home and even though my wife was already asleep, I'd gently wake her, look her in the eyes, and then I'd passive-aggressively torture her until she packed a bag and went to her mom's for the week. Does that help?
Carla: Like a big hug with words.
Dr. Cox: Hey. The point is just because a guy has problems expressing himself, that doesn't mean he doesn't need... you. Oh, boy. Women so don't get me. It's not even funny. It's mind-boggling, quite frankly. The whole thing is stunning.