Dr. Kelso Quote #13
Quote from Dr. Kelso in My Super Ego
Dr. Kelso: Good afternoon, doctors. I've gathered you all here because, well... Attendance at my noon conferences has been very disappointing. In fact, I've begun to wonder if maybe you have something more important to do. Maybe you feel the need to sneak off and have a little nappy-nap? I love nappy-naps. Or maybe you've forgotten that my conferences are mandatory. My hospital, my rules!
J.D.: Actually, sir, I've never missed one. Batting 1,000 over here.
Dr. Kelso: Son, I'm more proud of you than I've ever been of an intern.
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‘My Super Ego’ Quotes
Quote from Dr. Cox
Dr. Cox: So you had a little stage fright. It's no big deal. Happened to me once.
Turk: Really?
Dr. Cox: I'd be more than glad to tell you what a lot of doctors do to relieve the stress. Take a little trip to Palm-dale.
Turk: What?
Dr. Cox: OK. Give yourself the old low five.
Turk: I'm not getting it.
Dr. Cox: Physician love thyself.
Turk: Are you talking about Downtown Lester Brown?
Dr. Cox: Lowers the heart rate, releases the endorphins. Basic physiology.
Turk: [laughs] OK, you almost had me. You're not serious?
Dr. Cox: Yes, I am.
Turk: No, you're not.
Dr. Cox: Yes.
Turk: No.
Quote from Dr. Cox
Dr. Cox: Nobody hurts Carla and gets away with it.
Doug: Who's Carla?
Dr. Cox: I was talking to myself. Don't eavesdrop. If this kid doesn't leave I'm gonna kill him. [Doug starts to get up] Now, if you leave, I'll know you were eavesdropping and I'll go and kill you anyway. Stay. Good girl.
Quote from Dr. Cox
Dr. Cox: Carla. Wow. You look great!
Carla: You're not messing with me, right?
Dr. Cox: No, but I'd like to.
Carla: Turk bought me this dress out of the blue. I guess he knew I'd love it.
Dr. Cox: Oh. Look, Carla, back when I was an intern, I remember the pressure being so insane, that the only way I could get by was to race home and even though my wife was already asleep, I'd gently wake her, look her in the eyes, and then I'd passive-aggressively torture her until she packed a bag and went to her mom's for the week. Does that help?
Carla: Like a big hug with words.
Dr. Cox: Hey. The point is just because a guy has problems expressing himself, that doesn't mean he doesn't need... you. Oh, boy. Women so don't get me. It's not even funny. It's mind-boggling, quite frankly. The whole thing is stunning.