Turk Quote #656
Quote from Turk in Our True Lies
Nicole: Beth, this is Dr. Turk.
Beth: How you doing? She must be your lady friend, huh? [whispers] Your lover. [normal voice] I don't even know why I whispered that. I just don't know what you guys call each other nowadays.
Nicole: What is it? Are you uncomfortable around lesbians?
Turk: What?! Me? Nah. [giggles and snorts] Uh, Nicole, I'm gonna run a series of tests on you, Bbut it would help me out a lot if you could tell me what type of stomach pain you were having.
Nicole: It's not that bad, really. The truth is, Beth wanted me to get checked out. We're going on vacation next week to ibiza with a bunch of our girlfriends, and all we do is dance, drink and, uh, swim. Are- Are- Are you okay, Dr. Turk?
Turk: Yeah, I'm fine. I was just thinking about my family vacation to Ohio. Yeah, we, uh, we visited two science centers and it was- It was a lot of fun. My daughter got scared, though, so we had to spend most of the time in the car. It was pretty awesome.
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‘Our True Lies’ Quotes
Quote from Dr. Kelso
Dr. Cox: Please tell me you've got some good news for me on this godforsaken day.
Turk: She's still refusing steroids. I don't get it. What are we missing?
Dr. Kelso: As usual, you are missing the point. She walked in off the street, and you didn't take the time to find out anything about her. She could be anybody, a princess or a terrorist or a hot lesbian.
Dr. Cox: Bob, she is a hot lesbian.
Dr. Kelso: I knew one day that example would make sense.
Turk: And we did talk to her.
Dr. Kelso: About her condition, but not about what makes her tick. [chuckles] You see, in the old days, when we knew everything about a patient, their decisions never surprised you. You find out more about that young lady, I bet you'll find the answer.
Quote from Dr. Kelso
Dr. Kelso: Bar codes? What the hell is this, a supermarket? That's a human being, for god's sake.
Dr. Cox: Listen, old prospector, I know that any new machine scares you, but here's the well-held secret. You know that box that records your favorite television shows? There isn't a demon inside of it.
Dr. Kelso: Then how does it know what I like? I miss the good old days, when doctors and patients actually got to know each other. You know, back when sexually harassing a nurse was just considered polite chitchat.
Turk: Yes, the good old days. Back when a man of my color couldn't be a doctor, but could live out his lifelong dream of one day driving a white woman to her hair appointments. Yes, things were much better back then.
Dr. Kelso: See? Turkleton gets it.
Quote from Dr. Cox
Dr. Cox: Hi, boys and girls. Anybody admit to anything yet? [Cole stops Lucy from raising her hand] Here's what I'm gonna do. If someone doesn't tell me who did it, I'm gonna make you all retake the test. It's gonna be a new test. It's gonna be ten times as hard. It's not just gonna be on medicine. It's going to be on everything. Baseball statistics, North Dakota high schools, the geography of a made-up fantasy world I like to call Coxatopia. That's a magic land where the rivers run of scotch and hordes of pigs feed on the bones of cheating med students.