Denise Quote #60
Quote from Denise in Our Mysteries
Drew: Why did you make me come here?
Denise: So I could win, which I did. Look, I had to do something. You were trying to make a power play.
Drew: No, I just didn't want to go on some stupid double date. So far, this has just been a hookup thing. Why are you acting like we're in some big serious relationship? I mean, don't get me wrong. Not that I'm against it. Normally by now I would've sabotaged this by, I don't know, getting hammered at Thanksgiving and making out with one of your aunts, and I haven't done that. And I think that's good. I feel like I'm growing. You know what? I'm into it if you are. Do you wanna talk about us being in a relationship?
Denise: I have news for you. We're in a relationship.
Drew: What?
Denise: Yeah, I decided, like, a month ago. I didn't tell you?
[flashback to Denise about to take money out of Drew's wallet:]
Denise: Damn it. I actually like you.
[present:]
Drew: You stole from me?
Denise: Going to steal. Big difference.
Scrubs Quotes
‘Our Mysteries’ Quotes
Quote from Dr. Cox
J.D.: [v.o.] But while I went out of my way to connect with these kids, Dr. Cox had a different approach.
Dr. Cox: All right then, you gaggle of mini murderers, I am going to make these evaluations very easy for you. Here are some adjectives that describe my teaching style. "Abusive," "humiliating," "tyrannical" and "buttery." Why "buttery"? Because I don't care what you write. Moving on. It is time for your final practical exam of the quarter. Learning how to draw blood from an actual human being. Sadly, most of you will pass, but there are one or two of you out there who will botch this miserably, proving once and for all that you don't belong here. And oh, my God. It's like it's Christmas eve, and one of you is just a big box of failure waiting to be unwrapped. I want to open you. I want to open you so bad, but no, I'm gonna wait, because the waiting makes it so much sweeter. I'll see you tomorrow.
Quote from Dr. Kelso
J.D.: Dr. Kelso, why are you here?
Dr. Kelso: This is my sex pad.
Turk: And what have you done with Barry Friedman?
Dr. Kelso: He dropped out of med school two weeks after it started. I've been using his dorm room as my love nest. I can't get with a gal In the same bed I shared with Enid. Gives me the softies.
J.D.: Wow, that's disgusting.
Turk: Ugh. Threw up in my mouth a little.
Quote from Cole
Lucy: Cole, will you please be my blood buddy for Dr. Cox's exam?
Cole: Mm, sorry, baby, no can do. Doc says I got tiny baby veins. Something to do with my mom's eating blowfish in the third tri-mo.