Dr. Cox Quote #975
Quote from Dr. Cox in Our Role Models
Dr. Cox: Let's begin with some Q and A. You, seat filler, tell me the thickest layers in the walls of veins.
Lucy: Uh...
Dr. Cox: Thank you for getting us off to that rousing start. Who's next? Ah. Pin-up girl avoiding eye contact? Ugly Don Cheadle? What about you, legacy? Got anything?
Cole: Well, uh, you see-
Dr. Cox: No, curiously, I don't see.
Lucy: When Dr. Cox gets like this, It feels a lot like second grade gym class.
[fantasy: everyone is wearing gym uniforms as Dr. Cox holds a bunch of dodgeballs:]
Dr. Cox: All right, you hairless babies. Show some sack and pick up a ball. Who wants it? You? Huh? You? You! You're out! Watch out! Watch out! You!
Maya: Not in the face!
Dr. Cox: Sure, in the face! Take it! Anybody else? Oh, thank you, muffin.
[As Dr. Cox throws a dodgeball right towards Lucy, Drew calmly catches it and tosses it back]
[reality:]
Drew: The thickest layers of the walls of the veins are the tunica externa.
Dr. Cox: Correct. Everyone else, stare into my eyes so I can clock the very instant when you first realized that you're not going to make it. Here we go. Thank you. That was lovely.
Scrubs Quotes
‘Our Role Models’ Quotes
Quote from J.D.
J.D.: [v.o.] There's no better way to celebrate saving a life than pretending to like beer.
J.D.: Oh, sticky.
J.D.: [v.o.] Yep, I'm sitting between my best bud and my abusive father figure, watching my new favorite thing.
J.D.: Footballing!
J.D.: [v.o.] They're staring. Quick, talk like a jock!
J.D.: Sports grass is so lovely.
Dr. Cox: Here I thought we weren't bringing our wives this evening.
Turk: Speaking of which, Carla can't make it to the Owl Cats game this Friday. We have an extra ticket.
J.D.: I'm in! I'm in! I gotta see this sports grass in person.
Quote from Denise
Lucy: You want me to help Ryan through his mom's death?
Denise: It'll only be a few months. A year, tops. Come on. It'll be fun. It'll be like having a really sad pen pal.
Lucy: What are you doing? You should help him.
Denise: Listen up, Seabiscuit. Th isn't my wheelhouse, okay? It's taken me a long time to get to a point that I can be there emotionally for a patient. You know how I do it? Every second that they're here, I remind myself that once they leave this hospital, either on their own or in a box, they're no longer my problem anymore. Out the door, out of my head. It's the only way it works for me.
Quote from J.D.
J.D.: Hey, man. I'm gonna hit the gym and sneak in a quick workout. Wanna come?
Turk: Sweating it out in a steam room isn't exercising, buddy.
J.D.: No, it's sit-cercising.