Dr. Cox Quote #973

Quote from Dr. Cox in Our Drunk Friend

Dr. Cox: Honestly, I can't think of anything that could make this moment more delicious.
Lucy: Alan?
Alan: Who are you?
Dr. Cox: More delicious. I love when movies end the way you hope they will.
Lucy: You saw this coming?
Dr. Cox: Everyone saw this coming.
Lucy: Not Dr. D.
Dr. Cox: Really? Would you like to know the deal your precious Dr. D. made with me in my office?
[flashback:]
Dr. Cox: If I agree to do this, you have to promise that I'll get to be there to watch the devastation wash over her face.
J.D.: I'll do what I can.
Dr. Cox: Then I'm in.
[present:]
Dr. Cox: He even bet me a triple C-note that Alan here wouldn't make it a week.
Lucy: I don't believe you.
J.D.: Hey, Big Per, I want my winnings in all fives or my own Number 1 sign. Your call.

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Quote from Drew

Turk: I just think you should go for yours. Go for yours!
Drew: You don't know me. I spent the last year In the Alaskan wilderness, living in a yurt. The only human contact I had was an Eskimo boy who sold me salmon jerky and painkillers. And do you know why? Because when I flunked out of med school before, I consequently torched every relationship that meant anything to me. I'm not taking that chance again.
Turk: What's a yurt?

Quote from Turk

Denise: I can't believe what Cole gets away with. I'd like to fill a tube sock full of batteries and just beat him a little. You know, send a message? What?
Turk: Denise, you're scary. I mean, sure, you seem cute at first, but then you eat after midnight or get some water on you, and then boom, you turn into this monster, and I gotta throw you in a microwave and explode you.
Denise: What the hell are you talking about?
Turk: I'm talking Gremlins, woman. You know, you should get your boyfriend to watch that movie, and then maybe he could understand you better.

Quote from Turk

Turk: All right, class, first order of business is simple. We're gonna take out our... J.D., what are you doing?
J.D.: Just watching you teach.
Turk: You know, in this light, You look like Denzel Washington in The Great Debaters.
Turk: Come on, man. I'm working here. Now listen. If you- You know that's what I was going for, right?
J.D.: It's pretty obvious.
Turk: All right, class, you now have 30 seconds to list the adductor muscles of the hip. Your group does not want to be last. Ready? Go.
J.D.: [v.o.] The pressure here can make some students crack.
Man: [screams]
Turk: Amir, you can't just be grabbing kidneys like that! Bring it back!