Lucy Quote #5
Quote from Lucy in Our First Day of School
Lucy: Dr. Cox. Dr. Professor Cox? I actually knew the answers to all your questions. Check it out. Pulmonary embolism, Pott's disease And dikembe mutombo.
Dr. Cox: That's fabulous. I dot care.
Lucy: It's just that you kept yelling, and you had that vein thing popping out the side of your head. There it is. And sometimes I get nervous under pressure, and I forget basic... You know, the things that you speak.
Dr. Cox: Words?
Lucy: Yes, words. People speak words.
Dr. Cox: Look, when you have a patient coding on the table, what, are you gonna tell the whole room to stop screaming so that you don't get nervous?
Lucy: No.
Dr. Cox: Oh, I know that face. You're a crier. You cry.
Lucy: I have not cried once in my entire adult life, and I am not gonna start now because of you.
Dr. Cox: We'll see.
Lucy: And, Dr. Cox? If you do make me cry, it won't be a big deal, because I lied. I cry all the time.
Dr. Cox: Oh, good God.
Scrubs Quotes
‘Our First Day of School’ Quotes
Quote from Turk
Turk: All right, everyone, pay attention, because my spleen is right here. Whoops! This feels more like my private-time area.
Cole: Wouldn't it be easier if you could see what you were doing?
Turk: This is the way I'm doing it, Cole! Or maybe you're just uncomfortable because it's a black man's head on a fake white man's body. That's right, people. It just got real up in here. In my class, you will each be graded by the color of your skin. If you're white, raise your hands. F's.
Quote from Dr. Kelso
J.D.: Dr. Kelso, I heard about Enid's passing. I'm so sorry.
Dr. Kelso: Well, you bottom out, and then you persevere. I feel like I can say the worst is over.
J.D.: How long ago did she pass?
Dr. Kelso: About two days.
Quote from Dr. Cox
Dr. Cox: Medicine is... Well, it's a dead career. Thanks to insurance companies and malpractice lawyers, you have absolutely no hope of finding a rewarding or satisfying profession in this once noble field. The only exception to this very true rule is the following... If you are lucky enough to go to a great medical school, then, my children, you got a real shot. Unfortunately, you're all screwed. Because to call this particular school a "crap house" would be an honest-to-god compliment. Plus, I'm the only teacher here worth a damn, and I already hate each and every one of you. Would you like to know why? Well, it turns out you're not actually medical students at all. You are all murderers and assassins that have been sent here to try to kill my patients. Here's the bottom line: If you do get a good clean kill on a patient, go ahead and take a pinkie or an ear as a trophy. I get that, I do. But please also know this, I am ready for you, have been for a while. So watch your ass. Good day.