Drew Quote #3
Quote from Drew in Our First Day of School
Drew: Hey, can I talk to you for a sec?
Dr. Cox: What do you want?
Drew: Well, um, I get the whole trial-by-fire thing. And you're wonderful at it, really.
Dr. Cox: Don't ever touch me.
Drew: Sorry. Um, but you seem to go out of your way to pick on the weakest kids. Maybe you could, I don't know, not do that.
Dr. Cox: Thank you for the feedback. It's invaluable.
Drew: You don't mean that, do you?
Dr. Cox: I don't. And since you don't see yourself as one of the weak ones, maybe a good solution would be for me to unload my years of rage and frustration and pain onto your head and your head alone.
Drew: Are- Aare we locked down to that, or can we keep spit balling here?
Dr. Cox: Very locked in.
Drew: Looking forward to it. Whore! [to passing nurse] Not you. Just something I say whenever I'm pissed. Or when I'm with a whore.
Scrubs Quotes
‘Our First Day of School’ Quotes
Quote from Turk
Turk: All right, everyone, pay attention, because my spleen is right here. Whoops! This feels more like my private-time area.
Cole: Wouldn't it be easier if you could see what you were doing?
Turk: This is the way I'm doing it, Cole! Or maybe you're just uncomfortable because it's a black man's head on a fake white man's body. That's right, people. It just got real up in here. In my class, you will each be graded by the color of your skin. If you're white, raise your hands. F's.
Quote from Dr. Kelso
J.D.: Dr. Kelso, I heard about Enid's passing. I'm so sorry.
Dr. Kelso: Well, you bottom out, and then you persevere. I feel like I can say the worst is over.
J.D.: How long ago did she pass?
Dr. Kelso: About two days.
Quote from Dr. Cox
Dr. Cox: Medicine is... Well, it's a dead career. Thanks to insurance companies and malpractice lawyers, you have absolutely no hope of finding a rewarding or satisfying profession in this once noble field. The only exception to this very true rule is the following... If you are lucky enough to go to a great medical school, then, my children, you got a real shot. Unfortunately, you're all screwed. Because to call this particular school a "crap house" would be an honest-to-god compliment. Plus, I'm the only teacher here worth a damn, and I already hate each and every one of you. Would you like to know why? Well, it turns out you're not actually medical students at all. You are all murderers and assassins that have been sent here to try to kill my patients. Here's the bottom line: If you do get a good clean kill on a patient, go ahead and take a pinkie or an ear as a trophy. I get that, I do. But please also know this, I am ready for you, have been for a while. So watch your ass. Good day.