Janitor Quote #509
Quote from Janitor in My Chief Concern
Elliot: Maybe J.D. an I should just go for it and move in together, you know?
Janitor: And change begets more change.
Dr. Kelso: I've been missing being a doctor so much, I've been thinking about working locum tenens. You know, temporary family practice stuff.
Janitor: More change.
Carla: You're going back to work? With a second baby, I don't think I can be a nurse full-time.
Janitor: More change.
Jordan: Do you think it would drive Perry crazy if I adopted a couple of Asian kids?
Janitor: OK, that's it. Nobody move!
Elliot: Excuse me. [leaves]
Janitor: Okay, yes, she can move, but that's 'cause she asked permission earlier.
Carla: When?
Janitor: It was before you all got here. She- I- I said I might say "nobody move", and if so, you better not move, and she said "Yeah, but I gotta move just- just over there. I'm still listening." I said, "Oh, that's cool, 'cause we're good friends. I'll see you later." She said, "Yeah, definitely. Let's do something fun."
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‘My Chief Concern’ Quotes
Quote from Janitor
Lady: Hey, you coming up to the third floor today?
Janitor: No, I am not cleaning the third floor this month. I'm sending a message: You steal a man's sandwich off his cart, you stew in your own filth.
Lady: Sweetie, I took that sandwich.
Janitor: Well, I can't change my mind now. I'll look like a flip-flopper.
Quote from Denise
Denise: I don't know why I keep jumping into bed with him. My confidence is shot from screwing up that spinal tap last week, and then yesterday, I misdiagnosed an ectopic pregnancy. I don't know. Maybe I wanted to do something I knew I could do right, like banging a dude. I'm a giant ho-bag.
Elliot: No, no, you are not! So, is Derek a good guy?
Denise: Derek? I thought it was "Eric".
Quote from Elliot
Turk: Nice pull, Denise. That kid is so fine, he's actually made a couple of guest appearances up in here.
Elliot: Me, too. I've got this one scenario, where he and I are walking down a dark alley, and J.D. is a mugger who jumps out with a knife. Derek used to be the mugger, but then I thought that was a little racially insensitive. Anyway, there's a scuffle. I wind up with the knife. So at first, I force them both to pleasure me. But then it takes a left turn and I go on a killing spree. Eh, I know it's a little weird, but we all have our little tricks to help us climax, right?
Carla: Elliot Reid, two years therapy-free!
Elliot: I don't need it anymore.