J.D. Quote #1724
Quote from J.D. in My Soul on Fire: Part 1
J.D.: [v.o.] I guess I was moved by the janitor's invite, because I did this.
J.D.: Look, I know the janitor isn't exactly a friend to us, but he is a part of our family. A horrible, horrible part. Like an uncle who shows up at your ballet class, and whispers "Good girl" when you plié.
Carla: You have an uncle like that too?
J.D.: That's not important, Carla. Still, I think we should use this as an opportunity to go on a much needed vacation. We work very hard. And I think it's time to live a little.
Todd: You really think we should go?
J.D.: Oh, hey, Todd. I'm really just sort of talking to these two tables.
Carla: Just these.
Elliot: The two of them.
Todd: But you said we should all live a little.
J.D.: And I think you should on your own. But in this circumstance, I was really just talking at just mainly these, these two tables focusing here.
Dr. Kelso: Actually, I'm thinking about going.
J.D.: Hey, Bob, I... I didn't see you there. So I am talking to your table as well, Todd, but not your chair. Not your chair.
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Soul on Fire: Part 1’ Quotes
Quote from Turk
Carla: Why aren't you out on the beach?
Turk: Because Daddy came to seduce you. But for me to get my sexy mode, I'm gonna need you to take off the hat and stop picking your toes. [grimaces and groans] It's alright, I'll push through it. Baby, look. Izzy's not here. And this is the Bahamas. The islands of making love. You, me, the ocean. Underwater relations.
Carla: Lead the way. [cellphone rings] That's the nanny. This'll just take a second.
Turk: Okay. It's cool. I'm gonna head down to the water. It'll be just like our honeymoon. Nobody will see what we're doing except for the mermaids.
Carla: Baby, for the last time, mermaids aren't real.
Turk: I know what I saw, woman!
Quote from Turk
Turk: Baby, you know why I love the Bahamas? They got brothers on the money, check it. Don't that look like Uncle Dottie?
Quote from Elliot
Elliot: Here you go, Sammy. I know I was supposed to drop Sam off in daycare, but the only other kid there was a creepy little girl with freckles.
J.D.: Please don't give my son your prejudice of redheads.
Elliot: They're god's mistakes, J.D., accept it.