Turk Quote #586
Quote from Turk in My Nah Nah Nah
Turk: Here's the situation. Your son is stable, his vitals are good. But the damage to his spine was quite severe so there's a strong possibility that he could-
Mr. Hill: He really loved that car. The one he had the accident in. He was always cleaning it. Driving it around with the top down.
Turk: Okay, hum Rich, the problem with spinal cord injuries-
Mr. Hill: Do you have any kids, Dr. Turk?
Turk: Yeah, I do. I've got a daughter.
Mr. Hill: They grew up fast. You know, when Mickey was 12, he was a hell of a football player.
Turk: Rich, I'm trying to talk to you about your son. Here's the-
Mr. Hill: Yeah. I know you're trying to talk to me about my son. When they brought Mike in, I saw them poking at his fingers and toes, asking if he felt it. Dr. Turk, I have a pit in my stomach because I'm afraid you've come here to tell me my boy is going to be paralyzed. Tell me it isn't true.
Turk: We're not exactly certain of that yet.
Mr. Hill: You're his doctor, what do you think?
Turk: [laughs] Oh my God, I'm so sorry. Listen, just something really funny jumped into my head.
Mr. Hill: What? Tell me.
Turk: You remember when the gopher starts to dance in Caddyshack?
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Nah Nah Nah’ Quotes
Quote from Janitor
Lady: Hey. Do you have a second?
Janitor: Oh honey, I would love to but I'm just right in the middle of something. [to Carla and Turk] Anyway, between the weak American dollar and the, uh you know low interest rates, I think you'd be absolute fools not to buy a house right now. And-and-and the subprime mortgage foreclosures have just made it a complete buyer's market. [exits]
Carla: What the hell was that?
Turk: I don't know. But it kinda made sense.
Quote from Janitor
Janitor: Well, you were right. Lady and I are doomed. Congratulations, Pam.
Jordan: You think my name is Pam? You know what, I don't care. I have my own problems.
Janitor: The worst part is things were really going great between us.
Jordan: Tell me about it. Perry and I finally got to the place where we could have sex facing each other.
Janitor: I finally got so comfortable with her that I was able to be the real me. I even told her I don't want to have kids. I just want to adopt a really short old guy. You know what, if she wants to break up with me, that's fine. I'm just gonna dump her first.
Quote from Dr. Cox
Jordan: Are you trying to annoy me by wearing your wedding ring? Because all you really needed to do was wear that "Who farted?" T-shirt.
Dr. Cox: Now, hun. And when I say hun, I don't mean the short for honey kind, but rather the Attila kind. Despite the fact that wearing our wedding ring may actually annoy you, which don't get me wrong is one of the most stupendous perks in the history of the planet, the truth is I'm wearing it because I want to.
Jordan: So that's it, you're just gonna ignore me?
Dr. Cox: As much as I'll ignore the opening of Hugh Jackman's next cinematic excretion. Jordan, come one. Bottom line, I'm not telling anyone we're married, this isn't for other people, it's It's for me, which begs the question, why on earth would you care?