Dr. Cox: Okay. Last patient. A pre-excitation of the ventricle due to accessory pathway's a condition called what? [two interns raise their hands] It's Wolff-Parkinson-White syndrome. Nice job. I'm out of time, so I'm going to go ahead and answer these last questions myself. Now what is... [hands go up] Let me finish. What is Ebstein's anomaly? [hands go up] Great job, group. I appreciate the effort. Now leave. [whistles] Not you. You didn't raise your hand, not even once.
Ed: I wasn't feeling it.
Dr. Cox: Well, it's perfectly understandable, but for the record, what is Ebstein's anomaly? [Ed raises his hand] Yes, dark haired guy.
Ed: Oh, I thought it was just the hand-rising part. Okay, I know I was supposed to read up on that. But Dr. Cox, are you familiar with those electronic trivia games they have at bars?
Dr. Cox: Sure.
Ed: My buddies and I bought one at a police auction, and we've got this really intense game going. And they're going to call me whenever my team's turn comes up.
Dr. Cox: Wow. Your laziness has finally caught up with you. But, no worries. As your teacher, I'm going to make sure you get through all this because... For the next two days, you're going to sit your ass in that chair, and you are going to learn everything there is to know about the human heart. I'm going to come around, every once in a while, and ask you questions, and if you don't know the answer, I'm going to take that textbook, and I'm going to drive it through your skull. How does that sound?
Ed: Pretty frightening.
Dr. Cox: Good luck.