J.D. Quote #1652
Quote from J.D. in My Happy Place
Elliot: We have so much history. Most of it bad.
J.D.: Yeah.
Elliot: How can we ever get past that?
J.D.: We can't.
Elliot: Oh, good. That makes me feel better.
J.D.: But maybe, we could remember all our pit falls like a road map. Maybe, this time, we could avoid all the drama. We don't have to be that couple where one of us says they're moving out of town, the other one has to rush to the airport to stop them. We don't have to argue about whether or not we were on a break.
Elliot: You watched the Friends marathon last night, didn't you?
J.D.: I did. I loved it. The point is, Elliot, you're a lot stronger than you used to be. And I've changed too. I have a beard now.
Elliot: Do you still let that inner voice of yours control you?
J.D.: [v.o.] This is getting too serious. Kick her. Kick her in the head.
J.D.: Not as much.
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Happy Place’ Quotes
Quote from Ted
J.D.: [v.o.] Ted finally said what we were all thinking.
Ted: Why are you spending your retirement hanging around the place you use to work? It's so sad. By comparison, it almost makes my life seem... No, still sad.
Dr. Kelso: Yeah.
Quote from J.D.
Dr. Kelso: Anyway, keep my table warm. Adios.
J.D.: [imitates Scrubs incidental music]
Elliot: What are you doing?
J.D.: Oh, that's the sound I hear in my head whenever people leave. [imitates Scrubs incidental music]
Elliot: Whatever. I will see you after work. [exits]
[Scrubs incidental music plays]
Quote from Dr. Cox
Dr. Cox: Look, surgeons always want to slice people open whether it's the best option or not. No disrespect, but you're just not that bright. You have no idea how to do anything else. Unfortunately, sick people are also very, very stupid and will almost always agree to anything that a blood-letting corpse carpenter such as yourself tells them. I simply stay in the room to make sure they make the right choice.
Turk: So you don't trust me?
Dr. Cox: Oh, that's right. That is an easier way to say it.